how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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