- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A train poops its pants.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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