- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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