Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

This is a random Anti joke.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do you call an blank test? an F

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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