- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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