An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Jordan is pregant

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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