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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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