- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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