Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's 9+10? 19

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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