- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What is green and slow Grass.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

girls basketball

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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