- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

i hate non minorities!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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