Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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watch me nae nae

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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