Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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womans rights...

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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