- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and strange a paki

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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