- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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