Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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