This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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How's the weather? Good.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What is the difference?

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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