- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Knock knock.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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