What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Heskey time.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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penis in the camel

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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guess what>? your mum lol

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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can you touch your toes? no

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Anti Joke

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