What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Women's rights

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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haha

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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