- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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