So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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su algato es en fuego

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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