- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

your no better than a cockroach

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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