- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

If life gives you lemonade.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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