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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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