What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

do you have a wife?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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