- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.