Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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