- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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