A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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