What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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