A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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su algato es en fuego

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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