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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know