- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

My mum is called Steve

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

123 f*ck off

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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