What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Two planes walk into an office building

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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