Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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