This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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your no better than a cockroach

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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A storm be brewin!

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

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