- Anti Joke

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

404 Error: Joke not found

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!