- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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