- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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