- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

It says so on your cap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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