- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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