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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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