what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Japan

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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