Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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