- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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