what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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