- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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