- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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