What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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