- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's big and purple? Barney

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

I work at jcpenny

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I asked her where you were.

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