Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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