- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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