Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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I work at jcpenny

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Penis

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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AIDS

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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