whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

I asked her where you were.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...