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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Go away still nothing to see

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