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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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