A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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