Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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