- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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