How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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