- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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