- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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