Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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