why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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