- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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