What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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The Colts this year.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Anti Joke

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