What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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your no better than a cockroach

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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su algato es en fuego

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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