what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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