What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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KOOKABURRA

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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