Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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your no better than a cockroach

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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