what is worse than a guy pissed?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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