- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” makes retarded noises Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.