What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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su algato es en fuego

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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