An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Knock knock.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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A storm be brewin!

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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