- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

knock knock go away

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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