Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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