- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Barack Obama.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis