- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

whats white jizz

Women's rights.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What do black people eat? Food.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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