What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Your sex life.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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