Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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