Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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