- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

rent a cops

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

united we sit, cause we're fat

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

If you're happy and you know it get a life

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??