whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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