- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

hey guys im gay

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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