- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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