What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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PENIS that is all

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Anti Joke

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