A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Where's my tractor?

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