A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do you call an arab ?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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