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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Nah

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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