- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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