Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Where's my tractor?

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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