- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

YOLO

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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