Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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SEX

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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