- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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