an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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