- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

oh hey.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women's rights.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

whats white jizz

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do black people eat? Food.

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