- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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