- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

This is my favorite antijoke.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

knock knock... ...no answer

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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