whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

This is an anti- joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

the midget went to the midget store

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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