- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Tucker Rivera

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

THE GAME

Guest what in the butt

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

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