Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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