- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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