- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

what's black? a lot of things.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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